Tuesday, February 11, 2003

welcome to the new lesbiantrainwreck[v2]...now with more ishmail. picking up where armegro.com left off, kinda. [v2] combines mystical synisism, witty banter, daft hypothesis, and a splash of porn. there is a new link button down on the bottom left, please link us on your site and help spread the joy that is, aah, us. also, maybe some girls should send some fansigns? yes, no that was not a question, send in some fansigns even though we havent done anything to warrant "fans" yet, do it as an act of good faith, everyone likes fansigns.
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fake boobs are the new diet. see, you no longer need to starve yourself of go for a jog, now you just get giant boobs, this way, your waiste looks smaller in comparison. mariah is thick, as you can see, but with her enormous boobs, her big midsection looks relatively petite. whatever she is doing keep doing it, fake hair, nose job, fake boobs, some liposuction, who knows what else, and who cares! mariah can get it, the end. plus shes insane which only adds to her mystique, that and the fact that she has the biggest boobs, ever, combined with the time i saw her "mtv cribs" where she got into the hot-tub in nothing but a towel, yeah, you remember that too. lastly, there is not one, not a single decent naked picture of mariah on the entire internet, ive looked high and ive looked low, not even a single decent nipple. the fact that i havent seen her naked also makes her super hot.